The Levenger Tapes (2013) Reviews

• Burn 'Em

  dcarsonhagy2016-12-03

  About the millionth "found footage" film about who knows? This big old turd gives you characters who have the personalities of a fence post and the screen presence of a turnip. I did not care for ANY of them. In fact, it would have been fine with me if the guy would have died immediately, he was so obnoxious. After stealing liquor from a store, having an accident with another vehicle (I think...), and going to someone's cabin (natch), the drunk guy decides he has to apologize to the guy whose car he side- swiped. And for those of us who have been around drunks, he's going to apologize come hell or high water. Thus the three leave the comfortable confines of the cabin to run around in the dark, magically disappearing and then reappearing--never remembering what happened. The entire "plot" (and I use that word here very lightly) made no sense. Most of film involved two girls screaming at god knows what and supposedly the "ghost" of a little girl who is all grown up now. Rated R and not recommended.

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• Yet another Blair Witch clone

  Leofwine_draca2017-04-08

  THE LEVENGER TAPES is yet another BLAIR WITCH rip-off with no sense or style of its own. The whole film is a pointless bore, treading water from beginning to end while offering nothing in the way of pay-offs or incident. The protagonists are annoying characters, all of them, and certainly folk who you won't want to spend an hour of your life in the company of. The dialogue is poor which makes me suspect that most of it was ad-libbed. Little happens until the climax, by which time it's all too late, and the slow pace makes it a difficult film to sit through.

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• Please spare yourself

  Mikep1592018-08-04

  This has to be, without a doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen. I actually got angry watching. These characters make no sense. The are literally the dumbest people on earth. Whomever wrote this, don't write any more. Start making fries at a local fast food joint. You have no talent. If I can save ONE person from watching this then typing this was worth it. Save yourself. Clean your bathroom instead.

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• It's not a cemetery. It's a burial ground.

  nogodnomasters2017-11-10

  Three young adult go out for an adventure at Chase's ( Morgan Krantz) parent's mountain home. He films everything as he takes Amanda (Johanna Braddy) and Kim (Lili Mirojnick) with him. He hopes to score with Amanda while Kim is more level headed. The kids become missing and a VHS tape was found and is being viewed by the police. We have the ground cam, the jerking cam, the running cam, and "what was that" scene after scene. The kids running around in the woods with the camera light shining brightly talking low so no one can hear them was inane and annoying. Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

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• Rated it a 1 simply because you can't choose 0.

  Endorfun86-928-7061192018-07-14

  These sorts of movies are just crap, if you gave 1000 movie cameras to 1000 monkeys you would have 1000 movies as good as this one or better.