Naked Zombie Girl (2014) Reviews

• Back to the abattoir...

  MrGKB2017-12-24

  ...and then to the scrap heap, this adolescent faux-homage to grindhouse film-making offers nothing in the way of style or substance. The girl is reasonably attractive, though not much of an actor, and yes she gets naked (in thoroughly nonsensical fashion), but the presentation is so purposefully coy that she may as well have stayed in bra and panties, had she worn any in the first place; this vastly overlong gore effects showcase relies on splatter rather than titillation to clumsily earn attention. "Naked Zombie Girl" fails on virtually every level of worthwhile cinema. No script or even story to speak of, nor direction, learners-permit cinematography, poor sound and generally poor lighting---all probable attempts at the aforementioned grindhouse presentation---make "Naked Zombie Girl" a tedious watch for all but the most forgiving of zombie fans. Strictly in-one-eye-and-out-the-other viewing. Caught it no-thanks to Screamfest on YouTube, and grimly regret being suckered by the come-on title. You'll need to endure "Zombie Strippers" again to cleanse your exploitation palate. Not recommended.

• Not zombie good

  begob2015-04-25

  Girl in car is assailed by zombies and chainsaws her way to freedom. Poor stuff. First five minutes wasted with credits. Story should have jumped to the Benny Hill-style dress ripping. Nudity was minimal, with no appreciation of the girl's body. Zombies were pretty good, but nothing new. Effects on the big chainsaw killing poor. Almost no information on the knight in shining armour. Definitely not a classic, and no idea of the point of this. Your review does not contain enough lines - the minimum length for reviews is 10 lines of text. Please see the guidelines. Attempts to pad the comment with junk words can result in your account being blocked from future submissions.

• Not half as good as it sounds tempting

  Horst_In_Translation2017-12-25

  "Naked Zombie Girl" is a postapocalyptic live action short film from 2014 that was written and directed by Rickey Bird Jr. and the man also plays a supporting character in here. As the title suggests, this is a movie about a female character played by Meghan Chadeayne and she is constantly stuck in small places surrounded by walls or metal and also surrounded by bloodlusty zombies who may have worse things on their minds than most male audience members will when seeing this one. Me not included as the lead actress doesn't do too much for me despite my preference in dark-haired women. The title oh yeah, could it be any more baity? I doubt it. I personally would say that this one is really only worth seeing for the very biggest zombie film fans. The biggest weakness is the story I guess, the plot, as in areas like effects, make-up and action, the film is fairly decent. But to me the plot stands above everything else really and as a consequence, it is a negative deal-breaker unfortunately. So yeah, it may be best to skip it, don't be tricked by the awards attention here into thinking this is a good film. It is not, even if admittedly it is also not a failure. For genre lovers only.

• Grindhouse classic

  roadrunner5702014-11-20

  This is one of the best shorts I've ever seen. From the title alone, you think this is going to be a piece of boobs and blood schlock, but it is everything but. Meghan Chadeayne is an absolute goddess. I mean seriously, she is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Not only that but she's a great actress. She could have easily played a brain dead naked chick running from zombies. Instead, her scenes are so intense you almost forget she's naked. That is not an easy feat with someone who looks like Meghan Chadeayne. There has been talk this might be a full length feature. If that happens, I hope to see Meghan retain the lead role. Either way, this short is definitely worth checking out.

• Destined to be a Cult Classic

  twotrybe2015-04-23

  With a title like Naked Zombie Girl, you get exactly that, Naked Zombie Girl only she's not a zombie. She is the heroine in this piece and much like Buffy Sommers from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, the main character slays zombies while naked. It's a strangely nice twist as so far as to say that the naked stuff becomes a non issue when she is slaying the zombies. In fact, she too seems to accept the inevitable when she drops her towel in the last scene to fight the zombies. Even the truck driver seems to accept her abilities by fighting naked. I don't know if they will make this into a feature but that premise of her having to fight naked is her super power. Sure, she wears clothes normally but when it comes time to fight the zombies, it's time to get naked. And kudos to the makeup artist who did the zombies. It was some nice work, really nice work. The acting could have been better with the people in the car but that's 3 points off for that. This can easily be a cult classic just on the film short alone. And if true, the $17,000 budget was well spent.