Club Lingerie (2014) Reviews

• Campy, Outrageous, and Fun!!

  Richmvaguy2015-02-22

  You can't look at this movie as the next "Citizen Kane." Sure, it's low budget. Yes, it doesn't take itself seriously. True, the performances weren't "Oscar worthy" (many scenes look like they were shot in one or two takes). But all of these things are part of the movie's charm. In fact, I wasn't expecting to like this movie as much as I did. It has a slew of offbeat, eccentric characters, including: the "cult film goddess" Bouvier (the club's owner), a girl on skid row, an old dude on all fours getting whipped by a dominatrix, a hyper fire-and- brimstone preacher, a transvestite discoursing with a puppet/Muppet (it's random, but it works), a detective and a crime photographer that look like they were pulled out of a 40s film noir, and a plethora of hot girls in lingerie (one of my favorites--played by Sydney Raye-- has a tantalizing strip tease to make her abusive boyfriend jealous). I was surprised that the "lingerie girls" had so much natural charisma on screen and were decent actresses. Yes, it's a "murder- mystery," but it's actually a laugh-out-loud comedy that's a nod to the sleazy "sexploitation" films of the 60s and 70s. It's a throwback to the type of movies that John Waters shot with Divine before he went "mainstream" (what he affectionately called his "Trash Trilogy"). It's not meant to be taken as a "serious, highbrow, big-budget movie." It's campy, exaggerated, fun, and outrageous. I thought it was a hoot!

• Sexploitation tribute or waste-of-time non-starter - you decide

  Leofwine_draca2017-03-10

  CLUB LINGERIE is a dreadful would-be slasher film that goes absolutely nowhere. It seems to be an attempt to make a tribute to the sexploitation movies of the 1960s, but it doesn't look or feel like any of those movies. The only thing notable about the film is the colour of the footage and particularly the backgrounds, which is off and off-putting to boot. It gives the film an unpleasant, garish look which hurts the eyes. The plot is virtually non-existent. A woman inherits a nightclub and decides to drum up patrons by having all of her workers dress in their lingerie. Eventually a mysterious killer offs a couple of them but you won't really care about that because it's obvious the director doesn't. This is a film that generally treads water from beginning to end, and is content to feature a number of actresses parading around in very little clothing, including, unfortunately, Bouvier, the main actress and a woman in her 60s.

• No Please God No

  arfdawg-12015-02-02

  The Plot. In order to revamp the once famous nightclub she inherited from her grandfather, Renae employs lingerie models, which attract more customers, but also an unknown killer. OMG! This movie was made with a hand held cheap video camera. There really is no plot. And what the F happened to Andy Dick?? Does he need the money? Dis he need to get laid? Did they pay him in drugs? Did they video him without knowledge? Anyway you look at it it's anew low. Stay away. It's garbage.

• I am wearing dead girl panties!

  nogodnomasters2017-09-12

  Renae (Bouvier) who looks old enough to be a grandmother, inherits a nightclub from her grandfather. To make money she turns it into a lingerie club. Someone is killing off the models. Limited number of suspects. The club is very small and they play crowd music to make it seem larger than the three customers we see in it. The camera and sound are not great and the acting is cheesy as are the lines. Guide: No swearing or sex. Nudity (Sydney Ray-FF, Anjela Gotsulyak)

• It cannot get worse than this .....

  thesjaakspoiler2015-02-02

  Just as you think you've managed to seen the worst creations every made on this planet, this 'movie' comes along and proves that someone can even take 'awfullness' to a whole new level. A normal person wouldn't be capable to act this bad intentionally but somehow they managed to gather dozens of retards in this single 'movie'. Well, calling it a movie would be an insult to everything even in the Bottom top 100. Everything about this movie is awful : acting, camera, effects, sound. Even the credits are awful. My 6 year old retarded nephew can make prettier credits with crayons sticking from his nose. The retards from this movie should be prevented from ever producing/acting again in a movie. Even Paris Hilton would get an Oscar award compared to the horrific acting in this movie. Watching a pig rolling around in own crap is more exiting than these girls acting in their underwear. Has anyone of them maybe ever seen a strip show? Not that one would get excited by them running around in underwear anyway because of some butt ugly old retard pretending to 'act' all the time. How hard can it be to remember a few lines and act normal? And what the crap is that fake DJ jellying at all the time? A self storage unit with some '70s disco lights would look more like a club than this place. What was this director thinking? That putting girls in underwear, a DJ, half dead people from a retirement home and a drag queen would somehow turn into a cult flick or something?