Troy: The Resurrection of Aeneas (2018) Reviews

• Message to the director/writer/editor and the rest of the cast/crew

  scribe_ninja2018-12-16

  Please stop making movies. It's obviously not your thing. Try hunting unicorns, you'll have better luck.

• Can you say Garbage?

  ndarrellc2018-12-12

  This is absolute garbage. The intro sucks. The music sucks. The sword is terrible CGI.

• Was this a joke?

  thedazzler-688192018-12-13

  If you told me this was made as an 8th grade arts project I would still have to take the risk of being labeled a jerk and say this was absolute garbage.

• What is even happening here ?

  catchmythriftusa2018-12-17

  Seriously what is even happening here ? To label this trash or garbage is much too nice and to label it as a film or art is just appallingly false. What the heck is this utter nonsense ? Whoever made this please reach out, I wanna know what kind of drugs you sprinkle in your cereal.

• if you watch this you are torturing yourself

  ryanbanks-655952018-12-15

  Movie is trash, first 30 minutes represent what a 1980s video game should look like on a 386 windows system bill gates is dumb and this movie was made by him and made for windows and im gay for watching it