No Escape Room (2018) Reviews

• Fake hype!

  TheTopDawgCritic2018-10-22

  This film has decent directing and cinematography but the story makes no sense. I'd say it's an honest 5-6/10. But what gets me is every review (out of 11 as of today) above a 7 is a fake review! It pisses me off the producers have to lie to their viewers with fake reviews from users who just signed up and only reviewed this film. Do they think we are stupid? For that reason, I will make this rating equalize the fake reviews and I suggest everyone else does the same! Thus a well deserved 1/10 from me.

• Ugh, Stupid

  Rettadm42018-11-05

  Ugh, precious few hours in a Sunday night watching this. It made no sense so I guess that's why the ending made no sense either. Some suspense, but led to nowhere.

• Could've been a good movie if it made sense!

  csab-397972018-10-17

  The concept is good and the ambiance adds a macabre feel but after that not much makes sense. Spoilers: So the escape room house is in the middle of nowhere , they pull up but no cars in parking lot yet there are 3 other participants . Then the host is very odd and no one is sure if she's putting on an act. At that point why would people want to stay. At any rate there's a lot of odd happenings with little to no explanation as to what's going on. People disappear, die, go back in time anc the movie ends:/ I was actually irritated at the end because I was expecting the conclusion to bring it all together but it just confused me more.

• Acting. Oye

  Cory-godlewski2018-10-28

  I'm only 15 mins I to this and I already want the daughter to not survive this escape room. Horrible acting, goodthing the dad is nice to look at.

• Makes no sense at all

  Emus792018-11-28

  So the car of a father and daughter breaks down in a small eery village. Very cliché, but okay. They decide to spend some time in an escape room, which is recommended by a waitress at the local diner. Upon arrival they are immediately subverted in the story, together with 3 others, because that's absolutely normal and they don't have to pay or anything. The story is that there once lived an inventor who was into necromancy or something and they have to help 5 people who went lost in the house escape. That would be okay, if there would be anything during the movie that points back at that story, other than one line "the Inventor is back!" What follows is a string of horror movie clichés, all of which have no tie to the story. Who was the Inventor? How come people get lost in the house? Why are there time loops? What was growling at Karen in the basement? What was the meaning of the painting scene whit the chains? Who or what killed Tyler? What was the role of Betsy in all this? Did the tea play any role in what the participants saw? How did the diner (including the parking lot) become part of the haunted house? If only a few of these questions would be answered in the end, the movie would be okay. I was waiting for the moment that would make me go: "Aha, that's why this and that happened!" But there's absolutely nothing explained or tied up, so we just leave with a whole bunch of loose ends. All in all a waste of time.