Aliens vs. Titanic (2017) Reviews

• All I can say is wow...

  brett-762602017-11-06

  I think someone made this movie as a total and complete joke... The acting is nothing short of horrific. And when I say horrific I'm being a little conservative. You might want to toss back a few brewskies before streaming this one out folks. I'd rather sit on the crapper for an hour and a half than watch that again. I'm not kidding on that either. You need to go into it with the mindset that it's meant to be a joke and not some high dollar budget flick. Watch it with a group of people at a party or something so everyone can enjoy the experience of this winner. Brewskies folks lots of brewskies. And a shower now that I think about it. You almost need A shower afterwards to wash the "stank" off. Anyway Enjoy!!!!

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• What has happened to Entertainment

  kruizer04-268-1867042017-11-04

  Yeah,I'm not sure how to write a review on something that is so bad. Some movies are so bad that, under the right circumstances, could actually be entertaining or even funny, but not this stinker. This is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 32 seconds of the lamest 'SciFi or Comedy' I have ever seen. I really don't know what was worse, the script, the acting, the story, the sets, the cinematography, the 'special effects'!! The people that made this must have been smoking crack or sniffing paint fumes. Everything about this movie is a massive fail. Whatever budget that this had, could have (or should have), been donated to charity. The entertainment industry seems to be failing it's audience, in it's core reason for being....Entertainment, and this one sets a new low. Jeez, I hate being this critical.

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• I have finally found my new...

  iceman888692017-11-04

  Worst movie ever! This movie, as of 2017, is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I never in my life thought my last worst movie would be topped in my lifetime, but this one reigns supreme now! Unless you are into soft porn and some seriously disgusting scenes with possibly the worst acting ever, you too might find you're worst movie ever here!

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• In space, no one can hear you moan.

  nogodnomasters2018-09-12

  In the year 2140, party spacecraft Titan 1C hits an ice meteor and a group escapes to the surface below in a pod. On the surface, they encounter an "Alien" type creature which enters their body and turns them into a "Predator" style creature. This production is designed to be a soft-core cult film like the classic "Flesh Gordon." The script writing failed. It was not clever in any way and they totally failed to make an entertaining film, even when the include porn stars Bree Olson and Layla Price. Bree sets a personal record by keeping her top on for the first six minutes of the film. Layla couldn't make it past the credits. The low budget aspect also hampered any chance for a decent script. Great idea, extremely poorly executed. Guide: F-word, sex, nudity (Layla Price, Bree Olson, Jennifur Miller aka Jin N Tonic)

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• Its supposed to be bad you nerds!

  willieno2882017-11-05

  If you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Blade Runner 2049. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it. I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers of this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity. It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't. It's just a hour and twenty minute long joke.

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